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Sugar-Free. 200mg Caffeine. The Sights. The Sounds. The Time You Asked Carry-Anne Out and Threw Up on Your Shoes Because You Ate Way To Many Funnel Cakes and Rode the Whirly Bird 18 Times in a Row. Yes, We Are Talking About The Country Fair: A Rite Of Passage For Millions In This Great Land Of Ours. Well, What If We Told You We Took All Of That-Yes, All Of It – And Slapped It In A Can? Minus, Of Course, The Taste And Smell Of The Petting Zoo And The Odd Gaze Of That One Carnival Worker On The Ferris Wheel. What Would That Taste Like, You Ask? Blue Raspberry Cotton Candy, Of Course.

WARNINGS

Not Recommended For Children, Pregnant or Nursing Women and Persons Sensitive to Caffeine.

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‘Merica’s Energy Drink. Sugar-Free. 200mg Caffeine. Ever Been Riding A Snowboard Down A Colorado Mountain, Two Pistols In The Air, Blindly Shooting Off Rounds While “America The Beautiful” Blasts In Your Ear Pods? If You Answered Yes, Congratulations: You Know What Alpine Pew Pew Taste Like. If You Answered No, The Strap In, Tuck Your Mullet Into Your Cap, And Hold On. Because You’re About To Be Blasted In The Mouth Hole With The Sweetest Citrus Honeydew Concoction Ever Created. Made in the USA.

WARNINGS

Not Recommended For Children, Pregnant or Nursing Women and Persons Sensitive to Caffeine.

DETAILS

‘Merica’s Energy Drink. Sugar-Free. 200mg Caffeine. Take A Poll Of Any 2nd Grade Classroom And Ask The Kids What They Want To Be When They Grow Up. Sure, You’ll Get An Astronaut, A Ballerina, A Doctor And Probably That One Weird Kid That Wants To Be A Bottle Of Ketchup, But The Most Popular Answer Will Undoubtedly Be A Police Officer. What Other Job Gets To Carry A Gun And Badge, Hangout With A Dog That Basically Has Superpowers, And Legally Drive 40mph Over The Limit!? That’s Why They Are Heroes. Also, The Whole Putting Their Lives On The Line To Serve And Protect Thing, That’s Pretty Dope. And This, This Is Blue Valor. Oh… What’s It Taste Like? A Glorious Blueberry Lemonade.

WARNINGS

Not Recommended For Children, Pregnant or Nursing Women and Persons Sensitive to Caffeine.

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